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## ab <-> fb

Submitted by: Martin Donlon

Everything in the world can be described by plotting its position on a 2D graph.

"X-axis: Ass-biscuits, a measure of the crapness of an entity
Y-axis: Funky-beans, a measure of the non-crapness of an entity.
An entity whose X or Y value is infinite is said to be "total". e.g. totally fuckin ass-biscuits

| o - Fucking Penny
F| o - Finding penny
u|
n| o - Old simpsons
k|
y|
| o - Watching old simpsons while
| having anal sex with a gorilla
|
| No milk
b| / New simpsons
e| / / Anal Sex with a gorilla
a| o o /
n| o
s+-------------------------
A s s - b i s c u i t s

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